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Your AI doesn't know your business

Your business is a moving, breathing thing. New campaign, new prices, new hire, a weekend offer. No AI can track that unless you write it all down. And who does that?

Ella and the Brain does. Your business written down once, kept current on its own, read by every AI you use.

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Lifetime access. A handful of places.
YOUR BRAIN IS FED BYWebsiteEmailXeroQuickBooksStripeShopifyWhatsAppInstagramCalendlyNotion+ MANY MORE
AND READ BYClaudeChatGPTGeminiCopilotPerplexity
01 / THE PROBLEM
Every chat starts from zero

It's all chatbots. Brilliant in the moment, blank about your business. You've typed it before, "I just told you this." You explain, it helps, it forgets. Then your business moves again.

We fix that
02 / THE BRAIN
Your business, written
down properly

One record of everything that matters. What you sell and what it costs. Who it's for. How you sound. The offer you're running this week.

Every AI you use reads it before it says a word, so it stops guessing. When your business changes, the Brain changes, with a receipt showing where it came from.

It's the onboarding, done once. New AI, new freelancer, new team member, up to speed in one read.

A SAMPLE FROM THE RECORDLIVE
Social retainers from £950 a month
FROM YOUR WEBSITE
September offer, free audit with every new retainer
YOU TOLD ME
Tone, friendly, plain English, no jargon
FROM YOUR EMAIL
Outstanding invoices: £4,250
FROM YOUR XERO
Goals: Double revenue in 2027
YOU TOLD ME
Team: Hank CEO, Jessica Marketing Manager
FROM FILES YOU UPLOADED
Policies: Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions
FROM YOUR WEBSITE
On average, we scan more than 350 data points about your business.
03 / ELLA
A PA, not another agent

Hand-holding an AI is a job in itself, and you didn't need a second one. So we went back to what busy owners have always trusted.

A good PA knows the business, handles more than she's given credit for, and interrupts only when it's urgent. That's Ella. She triages. Decisions reach you prepared, once a day. The rest she supervises quietly until it matters.

Nothing sends until you press Send.

YOUR BRIEFMON 31 AUG
Three examples of Ella preparing an email for review, waiting for approval, then marking it sent.
Today, I'm also quietly monitoring your:
Website
Revenues
Promotional campaign
04 / WHY IT MATTERS
52%

Over half of small businesses are stuck chasing late payments. Ella tracks what's owed and sends the friendly reminder to the client who "forgot" your invoice.

42hrs

How long the average enquiry waits, and half never get a reply. Answered inside five minutes, a lead is 21× more likely to become a customer. Ella drafts it in minutes. You press send.

05 / OWNERSHIP
Yours. Actually yours

Download your Brain any time and run it on your own AI tools. There's a handover package to make that easy. We're confident you'll stay, because Ella keeps it current every day. But yours means yours.

I.
Every fact shows its source
II.
Nothing sends without you
III.
You're always the one in charge
06 / THE OFFER
The beta opens soon. Lifetime access for a handful of businesses

We mean a handful, chosen and onboarded personally. Leave your details and a private invite comes to you when the doors open. Your Brain is yours for life, and when the places are taken, the offer goes with them. It won't run twice.